The man is an animated gif, what?
Hahaha fuckin pissing myself. This man is so funny.
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John Mayer - Reasons Why We ℒℴvℯ Him.
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What do you suppose happens at 10:38?
JOHN MAYER | BORN AND RAISED
I read one comment that said maybe the time of his birth, but I don’t know.
That’s about encore time isn’t it? Or perhaps when the first song for the album came to mind. If not that then the time of John’s best orgasm ever which no doubt inspired a song. Probably none of the above.
This 3+ minute spot of JM at NAAM is the mother of pearl of JM at NAAM. Treasure this JM lovers!
John Mayer & Martin Guitar - At NAMM (by cfmartinguitar)
Power Tape 9. Potentializing Your Dreams.
♥Cesilie’s Christmas Calendar Day 17 ~
I had to post this one, haha. It’s just too hilarious. I can’t even.
‘So get out there and give today a tongue bath. Because you’re good, and you’re gonna be even better, as soon as you get your urethra narrowed. Call the doctor.’
Oh God, I was just thinking about this last night!
How many times did young John completely baffle the rents?
- Fan: You're a douche, but I still love you.
- JM: How can you tell someone that they're a douche but you still love them? That either means that you're able to have such duality emotionally, or 'douche' is not that derogatory a term. Because if you're able to think somebody's a douche but still love them.. that's basically your calling me a douche is more or less your compensating for your, like, feeling strange about liking me. So you have to say that. That's like telling to your therapist, "This stays between you and me, but.." It's like you're really just saying, "This stays between you and me" so you feel more comfortable about what you're about to say. So calling me a douche in that setting is more a revelation or reveal of your own sort of, like, you know, trips and whatnot. And so instead of me saying, "Hey, don't call me a douche," I'll say, I understand what you're trying to say, but I get it. You're trying to reconcile the fact that you can't help but love me and I would definitely like to say welcome to my family.
- JM-Ustream 7/14/10
This time the rabbit won.
BofA Chicago Marathon
And yet another circle. Good luck to all the runners today.
On a scale of one to Chambray Shirt over a Hawaiian Shirt we award this one Chambray Shirt over a Hawaiian Shirt. Wait…
We don’t agree on John’s fashion sense but these bitches are pretty funny. If you haven’t been to their page, the creators actually refer to themselves as bitches. It’s true. Go check it out and take faith that John is probably laughing too knowing he could indeed wear a burlap sack and still be sexy as hell. Why? because comfy is the new black. Be comfy John:)
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The backwoods beckons:) love the boots.
I do love this video. What I also love is how this is tagged in YouTube… John Mayer, grotesque,NSFW, kimbo, slice… Ha!What do you do when you drink a little bit on a Friday night, go out and dance? You know what I do? I stay home and CHANGE THE WORLD. Somebody once told me something I’ll never forget. “John,” they said, “you’re scaring me.” Watch and enjoy. I don’t even think “espose” is a real word.
John Mayer - 4/4/9 YouTube Comment.
:37 his voice cracked and my heart creyed at his cuteness. i love him so much omg hes SO beautiful
Wow, when did ”mash up” enter the lexicon?
“A lot of you think that I’m high, I’m not gonna lie, I think a lot of people in this crowd think that I’m high. How many people in the crowd think that I’m high right now? (Cheering and hand-raising). I’m really not but that’s what people who are high say.”
Reblogging for the quote and his face in the bottom right gif. priceless.
Yup!
